Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
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Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
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reblog if u understand this inspirational message
an important message brought to you by the music community on tumblr.
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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man, what a gal. i love what her design and what it could be pushed to, so exotic -u-!
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man, what a gal. i love what her design and what it could be pushed to, so exotic -u-!
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“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”
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Megacon would have been 1000% better if I could of used one of these
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
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made fully rebloggable for anon. Seriously, I think a lot of people need to realise that gender equality means Men and Women are treat exactly the same and you can’t solve discrimination against women by introducing discrimination against men
A M E N
Except it isn’t discrimination against men, it’s a limited arena where women are actually allowed to let off some steam for once. Literally any post you see from a woman claiming to “discriminate” against a man is just a woman responding to the amount of utter bullshit men put us through.
Do you like the way you’re treated on Tumblr? No? Think about what we have to deal with *every day* in the real world.
This is by far the most stupid ass comment on my post to date.
- You completely missed the point about “You don’t solve discrimination by causing more discrimination” well done, u cant read
- I have never ever sexually harassed or in any way discriminated against a woman so why should I be held responsible and suffer for something I didn’t do?
- Are you actually serious?? You’re telling me that if I get sexually harassed on here is totally fine because “women need to let off steam” you are so ignorant it hurts. Sometimes men get a bit frustrated by women, sometimes men need to let off steam, that doesn’t make it ok to go up to a woman and describe in detail how I’d like to have sex with her, which is something I’ve had on here. Just because its women doing the harassing doesn’t make it anymore serious or make me feel any less degraded by it. I am so tired of this shit.
Congratulations to tumblr user ianto-motherfucking-jones for coMPLEATLY MISSING THE GODDAMN POINT
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i’ve got a fever
the world is a beautiful place look a this look at this color sense look at these lines and that hair (i’ll never be sad again)
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i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it
why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.
ding-dong you are wrong
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